If he ever gets his job back, I have just the hat for Jimmy Kimmel, thanks to Trump

These are dark times, the average cynical could discuss.

But do not despair.

If you focus on the positive, rather than on the negative, you will have to agree that the United States of America is at the top and which are still climbing.

Yes, The demonstrators gathered Thursday outside “Jimmy Kimmel Live” In Hollywood, to denounce the suspension by ABC of the host and the threat of President Trump to revoke the licenses of networks which criticize him, despite the repeated wishes of Trump and the best deputies to defend freedom of expression.

You can call it hypocrisy.

I call it Moxie.

And by the way, the demonstrators were not arrested or expelled, and the National Guard was not summoned (as far as I know).

Do you see what I mean? Just tilt your head back a little, and you can see the sun break the clouds.

Take the president’s complaint that he read “somewhere” that networks “Were 97% against me.” Some might see weakness, or thin skin. Others might wonder where the “somewhere” was that the president discovered that the favorability rating of television news is 3%, since he could be caught from puppies and cheat golf while obtaining coverage weakened by at least one major network.

But Trump had good reasons to be grumpy. He returned from a press conference in London, where he confused Albania and Armenia and escaped the pronunciation of Azerbaijan, which looked a little like Abracadabra.

It is not his fault, all these countries all start with an A. And is there not a geography lesson for all of us, if not a history lesson?

We are now going to American health care and many promising developments in progress in the national capital, thanks to the inspired choice of Trump by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as head of the Ministry of Health and Social Services.

Those who see the glass half empty would say that Kennedy transformed the department into morgue, Try to kill Search for vaccine against 19 COVID-19, marrying the emergency opinions on measles, to fire experts in public health, demoralizing the remaining staff and rejecting decades of biomedical progress despite no medical training or expertise.

But on the positive side, Kennedy goes after the food dyes.

It’s time, and thank you very much.

I do not know what else will remain in a box of Trix or charms thick when the food coloring is deleted, but I am opposed to the false food coloring, unless it is in a cocktail, and I would like to think that most Americans are with me on this subject.

Also on the right side: Kennedy encourages Americans to do chin-ups and pumps For better health.

Are you going to sit on the radical left side of your sofa and a reproach on what happened to your country, or get with the program and try to do some pumps?

Ok, so Trump’s efforts to close the war against cancer are a bit frightening. Like the New York Times reported, On the cutting block, the development of a new technique for prevention of colorectal cancer, research on the prevention of immunotherapy cancer, a study on the improvement of survival rates of infant cancer and a better analysis of pre-clever breast tissue in high-risk women.

But all this could be false news, or 97%, at least. What if not?

All this research and all these doctors and scientists can apply for jobs in other countries, such as all climatologists whose work is no longer a national priority. The more those who leave, the better it is, because brain flight will free up a lot of real estate and help resolve the housing crisis.

Thank you, President Trump.

Is it surprising that Trump was seen recently bearing a maga-red hat that says “Trump was right on everything!”

Well, especially everything.

Climate change seems to be real.

The war in Ukraine did not end as promised.

War in the Middle East is still raging.

The prices of the grocery store have not dropped day 1, and some goods are more expensive due to prices.

As for the promise of a new era of American prosperity, there is not yet a rainbow in sight, although there is a pot of gold in the White House, with estimates of billions of profits For Trump’s family businesses since he took office.

But for all this, with a Approval note that fell Since he took office in January, Trump has gone out of confidence. So much so that he proudly wears this bright red hat, which he gave in the oval office, and which sells $ 25.

This is another ingenious economic stimulation plan.

And there is an important lesson here for all of us.

Never admit to defeat, and when things do not go in your direction, stand up, adjust your hat and find someone to blame.

We all have to make our own hats made.

Doctors could wear hats saying that they have never had a bad diagnosis.

Dentists could wear hats saying that they never pulled the wrong tooth.

TV meteorologists could wear hats saying – well, perhaps not – that they have obtained all the forecasts.

I made hats while reading this.

Lopez is right on everything!

Please did not dismissed me, Mr. President, if you do not agree.

As for Jimmy Kimmel, I offer this idea for free:

If you ever get your work, you, your acolyte Guillermo and all the studio audiences should wear hats.

Kimmel was right on everything!

Steve.lopez@latimes.com