Make Sure You Vote for Your Favorite Freak
In case you missed it, we started voting for the 2025 Golden Duke last week and the competition is heating up. Some of you have complained about the exclusion of ne’er-do-wells like President Trump, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, and Rep. Cory Mills (R-FL) from this year’s awards. We hear you! They suck! They will be able to regain their place in the Duke competition when they start sucking in a less demonic and lighter way ❤️
If you didn’t have the chance to participate in the selection of the most admirable vermin of 2025, please follow this link and vote before the time runs out! As you’ll see, we’ve added new categories this year to respond to our particularly manic moment 🙃 Early voting shows that Trump’s $300 million White House Ballroom could easily take the cake for Best Scandal, but the competition to win Meritorious Achievement in Grifting or Best Supporting Actor in Hatchet Man remains tight.
Vote here!
PS If you submitted the nomination we ended up posting for Lindsey Halligan, Tom “Cashbag” Homan, or Signalgate, please get in touch! We don’t have your email address and would like to send you your free TPM products.
