Wait, What? Chicken Rights Activists Are a Thing? Who Knew? – RedState
Speaking like the guy who literally wrote the book on the movement of animal rights (now unfortunately exceeded – I really need to update it and reissue), let me share something by experience:
These people are crazy.
Of course, there are all kinds of arguments to be made on the very concept of rights, why people have them and animals do not. Animals may (and should) have legal protections, but not rights. For what? Because we are not savages, and most people do not like to see a sorely treated animal, which does not prevent them from eating them. But let’s go back to animal rights.
Now it seems that there is a subset at Kooks animal rights; Now there are chicken rights kooks. And they are committed enough for one of them to stuck to the chicken cooler in (of course) a trader Joe’s.
The activist for chickens sticks to the refrigerator of Trader Joe’s pic.twitter.com/ca2mu7tppv
– End wokensiness (@endwokenseness) July 5, 2025
The Nutcase stuck to the cold has announced over time:
I am super fought here at Trader Joe’s. I ask Trader Joe to stop selling Petalina Poultry from Lost, to stop enjoying suffering.
He really put a little pepper on the word “suffering”, just to show everyone that he really wants it.
Another nut used a megaphone to scream:
Chickens deserve medical care. Just like us!
An unintelligible cry followed, after which the demonstrators broke into a song, “human freedom, animal rights!”
It was, depending on the video, the “original” trader Joe’s, which would place him in Pasadena, California. Because, of course, California.
Now, nothing says “rational speech” like an idiot sticking in a window. I can hear the buyer’s reflection processes now: “Oh, my god, this guy stuck to the display. This lean girl shouts me with a megaphone. These seem to be people I should take seriously.”
I’m kidding. No one will be convinced by these acts of madness.
X, as usual, gave some humorous answers:
Oh no! An activist of the lost chicken rights stuck in the refrigerator of Trader Joe’s? Fast – Someone says it lost to close all operations immediately … A man is stuck in the device section.
This is how you know that we have reached advanced madness: the art of poultry performance. …
– radically right (@raditicalright_) July 5, 2025
No, do not call lost, and do not call the concierge with a bottle of super glue solvent. This nut glued to the case. Let him sit there while her bladder fills slowly, claims and finally rejects. In his pants. Disordered, but hilarious.
Another poster had the same idea, and that has already worked:
The lights off … Go home !!!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/u12jnxd5f9
– azpatriotsteve (@Azpatriotmaga) July 5, 2025
Then there is this old classic:
– Ray’s Plectrum (@RaysPlectrum) July 5, 2025
Listen, no one in the healthy world cares about what people eat. But we expect the same thing in return; If you are a vegan, if you are animal rights, Kook, very good, but keep it for you. This type of performance theater will not convince anyone anyway, the more you act, the more your own cause.
And really, on a chicken? The domestic chicken has a brain the size of a bb. They are carefully raised over hundreds of years to be organic machines, with the main aim of providing humans with fried and hot chicken, chicken wings, chicken fajitas, etc.
See also: The last day request of the Peta marmot leaves people to wonder if they are for a real
Association of evidence: the rules of the Supreme Court of Codes Elephants are not human, cannot continue
My solution to the guy stuck to the display? Leave it there and make sure that the only food within its reach is fried and hot chicken buckets.
And, of course, now I’m hungry.
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