Governor Spanberger With the Latest Democrat Bar-B-Q Disaster, and It May Curtail People From Eating Meat – RedState
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger, in her tenure of just a few weeks, has done everything she can to establish herself as a serious Democrat. From yelling at President Trump to raising taxes to the level of helium balloons, she made her proposal. And now she has classically cemented her party’s bona fides; Abby has her own outdoor grilling disaster.
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There are curious traditions within the Democratic Party when it comes to appealing to the common man. These elitist simpletons believe that if they pander to the mob and pretend to engage in the same activities as them (while mocking these activities the rest of the year with their condescending acolytes, while they are cloistered in 5-star restaurants), they will appeal to the left-wing voting sheep in their districts.
One of these Demo customs is to appear at county or state fairs and then record themselves as they consume some sort of horrible gastronomic offense in their oral cavity. They shame themselves by gorging on regional delicacies like fried Oreos, dried bobcat or squirrel etouffe, while mugging on camera and declaring how much they enjoy the offerings. Then, when the cameras stopped, they rushed to the campaign bus and asked the traveling doctor to administer Epicac.
The other confusing common practice of these Democrats is to claim that they are fond of backyard grilling. It never fails to be a glorious experience, seeing these idiots standing by an unfamiliar kitchen station as if it were a stump grinder and holding tongs as if they were a medieval leech applicator. They peacock and pretend: “Hey, see? I’m like you, outdoor foodie friends! » The results are always laughable, resembling the “before” segment of a propane safety video, where the characters are then rolled into the grass to put out the flames.
The examples are legion. Cal Cunningham failed in his Senate bid in part because he looked as natural next to a grill as a scarecrow. Hillary Clinton posed with pre-cooked steaks for a photo shoot where you were sure she was handed note cards explaining how to pronounce “Bar-BQ.” There was Kathy Hochul in a rumpled, just-opened apron, holding a wafer in the air as casually as if it were a viper ready to strike. Kamala Harris was cooking hamburgers at the Iowa State Fair, and her technique was as distorted as her meandering word salad responses. Tim Ryan at least showed a dose of dexterity, if he failed in a rudimentary execution. He successfully flips a beef burger for the camera, but then puts the same side of the patty back on the grill plate. It didn’t matter, though, since he wasn’t thinking about starting a fire anyway.
The most infamous examples still persist in our cortex today. Governor Terry McAuliffe’s goober has been hard at work preparing his promotional video, which aired on the bridge on July 4. He spent time getting the stars and stripes outfit, pounds of meat were geometrically lined up on the racks and a beer served as a movie prop. Everything was set up perfectly, except, just like Ryan, turning on the burners was not a consideration.
Happy 4th of July, Virginia. This year is very special. America is back.🇺🇸🇺🇸🍻🍺🌭🍔 pic.twitter.com/VrWKK9viAm
-Terry McAuliffe (@TerryMcAuliffe) July 3, 2021
But of course, the great king of the away pit bosses was none other than Chuck Schumer. Pretending to take part in a Father’s Day tradition on deck, there was Chuckles, posing with his meat stick. While looking for the goal, behind him were gray hamburger patties, uncooked and already topped with cheese. His, understandably suppressed, attempt to attract voters was more likely to attract the Ministry of Health.
– Nickarama (@nickaramaOG) June 17, 2024
Well, newly marinated Virginia Governor Abigail Spencer is joining this fiery group. His state is currently awash in fecal waste, as a historically massive sewage explosion floods the Potomac with millions of gallons of waste. So, of course, Abby felt it was the best time to be seen posing in front of a grill. And all that can be said about his face shrouded in a veil of smoke is what the hell???
Order! 🥩 pic.twitter.com/n69Rhrxt6V
– Governor Abigail Spanberger (@GovernorVA) February 12, 2026
Please why are you trying this?! Abigail has the demeanor of a woman who uses a letter opener on a box of Entemann donuts and then says, “I made breakfast.” But what to think of this crime scene above the flames?
The charred flesh is unlike any type of conventional protein. The mysterious quadruped that provides these portions appears to have been massacred using weedkiller. This particular offering is similar to what you might see at a campsite where a free-roaming rodent has been prepared in desperation with a pocket knife and skewers made from broken pine twigs.
And sorry, but what is going on here?!?! pic.twitter.com/m6PWzD7hPy
– Brad Slager: CNN+ Lifetime Subscriber (@MartiniShark) February 13, 2026
I’ve had rib eye steak, but I’ve never grilled wolverine cutlets with the femur in the side. Governor Spanberger, this will spark public outrage; Virginians should hold a “No Kingsford” protest march. You should not only delete this message, you should also delete your Weber.
These are the kind of treasured souvenirs Democrats like to give away, and it’s exactly what we expect from these charcoal charlatans. They strive to endear themselves to the unwashed gentry they otherwise avoid with more energy than dodging reporters, and fail to establish even a remote connection.
But what else can you expect, considering they’ve been lobbying against propane use and red meat consumption for years? They show that, in the desire to engage in a practice that is fundamentally American to them, it is a foreign concept.
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