Stephen Colbert may spend the majority of his time unpacking serious stories about politicians’ deleted tweets and gratuitous defense department spending, but that doesn’t mean he has no time for some occasional monkey news too.
The Late Show host has already embraced Punch, the viral monkey from Japan’s Ichikawa City Zoo, purchasing the same IKEA orangutan Punch famously uses for emotional support — and in the clip above, he discusses an intriguing new simian development.
“Rumors are swirling that Punch the monkey has a girlfriend,” says Colbert. “Which means this update isn’t merely ooh-ooh ahh-ahh, it’s ooh-ooh la-la.”
“News of the monkey romance started spreading when folks caught Punch and Momo-chan sharing a smooch,” continues Colbert. “Boy, I hope somebody taught him how to put a condom on a banana.”
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