Nothing says ‘God Bless America’ like a good old cage fight
Do you still have any plans for the 250th American anniversary? You don’t want to miss the many opportunities to display your patriotism. And what better way to show Your heart beats faithful to red, white and blue What to watch an ultimate White House Cuff Cage Cage match?
Wait, come back! What do you mean that you do not see how an UFC cage match is the ideal way to celebrate the birth of our country?
Yes, in his quest continues to ransacked absolutely the place, Trump has officially announced He will organize a UFC cage match in The People’s House on July 4, 2026. Yes, it was the day when the declaration of independence was adopted in 1776, and the former presidents did normal things to commemorate it as invite Soldiers in active service and their families in the White House, or have a large naturalization ceremonyor go to a military base for See the troops.
But we live in hell now, so the 250th anniversary of the signature of the document which constitutes the very basis of our country will be orchestrated by Trump, the chief of the UFC Dana White and the ultimate nepo Ivanka Trump. The President’s eldest and favorite daughter was largely absent from Trump’s second term after her absurdly exaggerated role in her first, but apparently, cage fights are Ivanka’s passion.
To be fair, it is not as if the president respects the principles presented in the declaration, so he thinks that it is an opportunity for a party. And since he and White are friendsA fight in cage, that is to say. There is not yet a word about who will fight, but Conor McGregor rings media participate. Of course, a jury I found him responsible In November 2024 for having sexually assaulted a woman in 2018, but in this administration, this never waged a trip to the White House.
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Indeed, McGregor has already made a trip there in March, where he went to a racist diatribe On how cities in Ireland are invaded by an “illegal immigration racket”. Again, something that would generally exclude one of the future visits to the White House. But just like Trump and McGregor could bond on the way they were The two found responsible for sexual assaultThey share the love of talking about vicious lies on immigrants. Even if Trump does not support McGregor for that, the show is still in equal and repugnant parts.
In fact, even a real condemnation for sexual assault is not a bar to enter Trump’s White House. Just look at the press conference of July 31 for the advice of the president of physical condition, where Trump made his announcement Relaunch the Infamous presidential fitness test. There, he was flanked by Linda McMahon, his education secretary who is always a Defendant in a prosecution for sexual abuse on a child. But just to complete things and add a little variety, the former NFL player and the current recorded sexual offender Lawrence Taylor was there, because pleading guilty of having condescension of a minor sex worker and a sexual fault should not keep a man out of the oval office.
It is wild to think that Trump found something more glued than his pathetic birthday military parade or paver on the rose garden or turning The oval office in a gold spraying chest festival. He wants everything to look like his time of Mar-A-Lago, including the proposed 200 million dollars in the living room He built in the White House. Funny fact: Trump put 7 million dollars From Gold Leaf to his ballroom in Mar-A-Lago, so we all have that to hope.
Trump looks at his role as a showman, which is objectively rude and disarticulated. And now that he has decided to treat the presidency as One of its hotelsWe are bound to see more stuff with a low lance like this in the White House.
