A Former NASA Intern Made The World’s Biggest Dick Pic

It took him months to determine a file format that could accommodate such large amounts of data. The first candidate was TIFF, widely used in scientific applications and the VFX industry, but the maximum format with 4 gigabytes and can not have any value, including length or width, more than 2 in 32nd power. It was not enough for the powerful creation of the eggplant. Fortunately, he discovered the ideal replacement, Bigtiff, which can manage the images in the Terapixel range and is supposed to allow values ​​up to 2 at 64th power.

When you look at the biggest dick photo in the world, a few things are immediately apparent. First of all, you will probably notice that there is a lack of circumference. Measuring 23,760 x 4,294,620,000 pixels, its length is more than 180,000 times longer than its width. “It is very disproportionate for sure,” conceded the eggplant.

“This is a real technical thing against which I faced,” he continued. “The Bigtiff format claims that it allows 2 to 64th pixels of power, but when I tried, it has broken. There must be a code inherited in there concerning the ordinary tiff which only supports up to 2 in the 32nd power. I could not exceed this, so I had to smash it.”

You will probably also notice that this penis has no bullets. “I needed to use as much image image as possible,” said eggplant. “No empty space, which means that the width of the tree was to be the total width of the image. It would have been strange to incorporate testicles into these proportions. This simply did not feel well.”

After choosing the perfect image format, the next step was to work on a methodology to generate the real image. He created a personalized algorithm capable of reproducing the models of ramification of the veins that we see in nature. The algorithm assured that the vein patterns were continuous and not repeated.

The following business was to determine how to really make the image. “I have crushed my computer more than a hundred times doing this,” he said. “The problem with images of this astronomical size is that they are extremely with a high intensity of resources, and I did not work on a supercalculator as I used NASA. Programs like Photoshop and even advanced tools such as imagemagick are unable to produce images in the Terapixel range.”

As there are no tools on the market that could manage a cock of this size, the eggplant had to develop its own software to do so. He needed expert help and, not wanting to reveal what he created, he became “secret” on certain forums and online groups, posing as a microbiologist or an astronomer. “With a few questions answered,” he said, “I came back to work and I finally created a program that balanced memory, compression and use of the disc necessary to create an image in the Terapixel range.”

The final image was generated over a five -week period during which the personalized eggplant software created penis sections at 30 million pixels per second. Once it was done, he knew he had something bigger than a NFT on his hands. Having managed to create what seemed to be the biggest image ever, he decided to approach the Guinness organization in the world of records.