All Trump Wants for Christmas is a “Triumphal Arc”

Trump’s “triumph arch” (yes, “the arch”) is the latest construction project on his list, which also includes the 90,000-square-foot, $250 million ballroom for which he is demolishing the East Wing of the White House, and the renovation of his Rose Garden, in which he opened the Paradise and built a parking lot — sorry, a “club.”

“I put Vince in charge of the triumphal arch,” Trump said, referring to his former speechwriter and current director of the Domestic Policy Council, Vince Haley. “Vince came in one day and his eyes were filled with tears. He couldn’t believe how beautiful it was. He saw it and he wanted to do it,” the president continued intelligibly.

“It will be like the one in Paris, but to be honest, maybe this will blow it up – it will blow it up, in every sense of the word,” Trump said.