Almost dead? The GP will see you now | GPs

I sympathize with Simon Hattenstone (I tried using the new GP online booking system? I did – and it was almost as miserable as my chest infection on December 10). I completed the online form, requesting a physical appointment with a GP, I received an email offering a phone call with a pharmacist. I called reception to explain that I needed to see a GP and she told me she couldn’t make an appointment – everything had to go through an online form. It seems you have to be almost dead before you can see a GP.
Rachel Phipps
Dean, Oxfordshire
Regarding the wild beaver spotted in Norfolk (“No one knows where it came from”: first wild beaver spotted in Norfolk in 500 years, on December 7), it obviously comes from Ambridge – which explains why there hasn’t been much media coverage on the beavers since their release. Please let Rex and Kirsty know where he is – they will be frantic with worry.
Tracey Francis
Edinburgh
If there is to be an invasion of San Serriffe (Letters, December 10), it will begin with an aerial bombardment.
Richard Barnard
Wivenhoe, Essex
“Being a nun offers me the best of both worlds” (Letters, December 7). It will be this one and the next one, then?
Huw Griffith
Jesus Pobre, Alicante, Spain
Only five stages of aging (Editorial of December 7)? What about the writing stage at the Guardian?
Pete Bibby
Sheffield

