Five-Year-Old Florida Boy Decides to ‘Eat Mor Chikin’
There are no Chick-Fil-A restaurants in Alaska, and if there were, they would probably be in Anchorage, a city that we avoid if possible. But I ate the chick-fil-a offers. When we lived in the Metropolitan region of Denver, we sometimes picked up a large tray of their chicken straps to bring home to supper, and their chicken sandwiches are good enough.
So, when a five-year-old Florida young man woke up one morning and decided that he wanted a Chick-Fil-A breakfast, I can somehow sympathize. They are pretty good. The surprising song comes when we discover that this young intrepid of Florida undertook this as a solo mission.
A 5-year-old Florida Boy who wants Chick-Fil-A widened from his house one morning this summer to go to himself at the fast restaurant for fast food, causing a police visit while nibbled his food.
The boy, identified as William, was seen eating a breakfast sandwich in a stand next to a Chick-Fil-A manager when the deputies of the Jacksonville sheriff office presented themselves.
“Are you going to take me to prison?” He asked the officers, according to images of bodycam.
The young man seemed to enjoy his breakfast, still in pajamas, but then the law arose.
A five-year-old Florida boy who had moved away from his house early in the morning was found “happily enjoying his breakfast” in a chick-Fil-A nearby by officers. pic.twitter.com/2jaarn7qdm
– Storyful (@Storyful) September 2, 2025
Now, I like a good breakfast sandwich as much as anyone, but legislators had responsibilities. They brought William back to the house, only to discover that his escape from his parents’s property was worthy of a young Houdini.
William managed to leave his house while his parents were sleeping. He then tightened through the fence surrounding the property and walked in the street for breakfast, the police said.
After eating, the police placed the boy in a squad car and with the help of William, was able to locate his house, to the surprise of his parents, who had not realized that he had left.
“It’s a bit scary, in fact, because we didn’t know what was going on before afterwards,” said her mother, Victoria, during a meeting with the staff and the officers of the restaurant.
“I know he knows how to go to Chick-Fil-A because we are walking there,” she said. “I never expected it to come here alone in the morning before anyone in the house has passed.”
The boy’s father, identified as Phil, said that his son “had an adventure”.
This is certain.
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Some people can try to put a little on the parents of Little William for that, but I am not among them. I think William did something that children do, even to the best of parents – he threw them for a loop by doing something completely unexpected. A five -year -old child does not have the best judgment in the world, it is probably why we do not let them vote (but do not mention that to the Democrats, because they will think that it is a good idea), and sometimes, when they decide that they want something, they want it right away.
The only question that is not answered is how William paid for his sandwich. Of course, when a child who walks in the chick-fil-a, I would not be a little surprised if the store manager did not want to give him one on the house, to keep him happy until the cops arise.
To William’s parents, I can only say: “He seems to be intelligent, so be careful, because he will probably throw you some surprises before the age of 18.” And if William was near us, I think I would pass and give him some chick-Fil-A sandwiches, to keep him at home for a while, so he will not send his parents in known known too early.
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