Iranian President and Cardboard Supreme Leader Issue Weird, Unhinged New Year’s Statements – RedState
Iran seems to have a bit of a leadership problem.
The problem is that they don’t seem to be able to hold them off for very long before being hit by American and Israeli forces.
Our leader for the day was Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps spokesperson Ali Mohammad Naini. He was also their main propagandist. He challenged President Donald Trump to send ships to the Strait of Hormuz. But it looks like he won’t be there when that might happen.
READ MORE: I’ve Got Another One: IRGC Spox and Propagandist-in-Chief Challenged Trump and Were Taken Out
But this obviously caused some apprehension among the remaining leaders. They never know when they might be eliminated, especially since the Iranians are providing them with advice to help them eliminate them. So, naturally, some hide.
We still haven’t seen Carton Moqtaba Khamenei, even though “he” issued another statement on Friday to mark the Iranian New Year. It’s funny because it’s so disconnected from reality.
Iran’s new Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, issued a statement on the occasion of Eid al-Fitr and the Iranian New Year (Nowruz), once again without him appearing or reading it.
In the statement, Khamenei said that despite heavy losses, Iranian forces managed to “break the… pic.twitter.com/DVo8PBeHke
— Ariel Oseran أريئل أوسيران (@ariel_oseran) March 20, 2026
In the statement, Khamenei said that despite heavy losses, Iranian forces managed to “break the enemy.”
Khamenei also commented on the strikes against neighboring Arab Gulf states, saying he believes in good relations with neighboring countries because of their “common religion and strategic interests.”
Khamenei also denied attacking Turkey and Oman, accusing Israel of trying to create a “false flag” to create divisions between Iran and its neighbors.
“Break the enemy?” If that were true, where the hell is he celebrating? He can’t even show if he’s alive, and many seriously doubt it, and rightly so.
They believe in “good relationships”? So why are you shooting your neighbors? That doesn’t make for good relationships.
He even denied that Iran fired on Turkey and Oman, but the evidence indicates otherwise. Turkey warned them, and they are lucky they have not yet asked their NATO allies to respond. This is probably why Khamenei is now trying to deflect blame for this.
Then there’s this sad New Year’s effort by Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian. At least we know he’s actually alive. At least for now. It’s clear he’s hiding somewhere, otherwise why does he appear to be in a place draped in blue blankets?
Basement. Blankets on the wall. His only ally is the stuffed animal sitting at his feet. Iranian President Pezeshkian, devoid of any sign of authority, delivered his Nowruz speech from a hastily assembled bunker. The IRGC has already made it clear that its voice counts for… pic.twitter.com/9aCcLgEyCJ
– Mike (@Doranimated) March 20, 2026
Yeah, it projects strength. Not. The photos of the eliminated leaders are a nice touch. Does he think he could join them?
He said he wanted to form “a security structure composed of Islamic countries in the Middle East” to guarantee peace and security in the region.
Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian hopes that Tehran will manage to restore relations with its neighboring countries, despite attacks on them, and proposes establishing “a security structure composed of Islamic countries in the Middle East” to guarantee peace and security in the region. pic.twitter.com/dVCUx4PgOT
— Ariel Oseran أريئل أوسيران (@ariel_oseran) March 20, 2026
I think his neighbors probably don’t trust such an offer when he shoots them. I don’t think they’re going to tackle this any time soon.
But I have a better question.
What is that at the bottom left? Is this an emotional support Labubu doll?
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