Sen. Kennedy Delivers Savage Swipe About Chuck Schumer’s Manhood, Describes AOC As Only He Can – RedState

John Kennedy is a gem. Even more, it is a treasure trove of precious jewels. A national treasure, if you like. If this whole political career thing doesn’t work out, he’ll always have a path to stand-up comedy to fall back on.

Speaking of precious jewelry, the Louisiana Republican senator had some thoughts on Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY). Kennedy defined the power struggle happening today within the Democratic Party in a way we’ve become accustomed to — both brilliant and hilarious — during an appearance on “Will Cain Country.”

Cain asked Kennedy about the civil war brewing on the left between the handful of Democrats who broke ranks and voted to reopen the government and the furious resistance extremists who wanted it closed in perpetuity.

“There is something about this reopening of government that has completely divided the left,” Cain observed.

“Senator Schumer gambled, and he lost, and now he looks like a guy who just lost his luggage,” Kennedy responded. “He did this to try to get the Bolshevik wing, which controls his party, to like him, and now they are angrier than ever with him.”

This Bolshevik wing, or “socialist wing,” as he would later declare, is the one controlled by Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY-14). Kennedy explains that AOC probably doesn’t know how much she and her party have hurt the American people with the shutdown. But then we could write volumes about what the former bartender doesn’t know.

The senator predicts that AOC has very big plans for the future. Whether that means unseating fellow Democrat Hakeem Jeffries (NY-8) to win the House speakership if his party wins big in the midterms. Or run for Schumer’s seat. Or, God forbid, for the health of this nation, run for president.

Kennedy points out that old Chuck is terrified that New York’s socialist darling will take his Senate seat.

“There are a lot of Democrats, including I think Senator Schumer, who understand that the loons in his party are a bunch of weirdos. But I think he’s afraid of them,” Kennedy said. “I think his testicles are on back order from China.”

Murder. First degree.

“I think his testicles are out of order from China” @SenJohnKennedy snaps Sen. Chuck Schumer – accusing him of being too afraid to stand up to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. pic.twitter.com/2YcTSBAFPP

– The Will Cain Show (@WillCainShow) November 13, 2025

READ MORE: Sen. Kennedy’s Shutdown Deal Remarks Tear Down Katie Porter and Chuck Schumer

Watch out, Dems: AOC is coming for more than Schumer after the shutdown deal

You see, of course, what we’re saying here about Kennedy being a comedic genius? Cain burst out laughing after hearing this remark.

The senator then explained how AOC smells blood in the water. She realizes that her extremism is not limited to success in the liberal cesspool of the Bronx and Queens, but is now expanding, as evidenced by the recent election of Zohran Mamdani as mayor of New York.

However, he describes it as a media creation. And it’s not a very profound intellectual creation either.

“They love it like the devil loves sin, man. I mean, they uh…and I understand why,” Kennedy observed. “She’s attractive. She’s quite articulate on television. She’s bold in her statements. But I’ve never heard anyone describe her as a political expert.”

“My experience with it is that if you scratch the surface, you just get more surface area.”

I guess you just have more emptiness. Empty, tasteless. AOC is about as deep as a kiddie pool.

The point remains, however. This power struggle is not going to end well for the Democratic Party and, by extension, the country.

Schumer, one of the old guard, is on the verge of being replaced as his party tires of its inability to weather the Trump era. Another old Nancy Pelosi dog is riding off into the sunset. And people like Jeffries have no chance of trying to calm the lunatics infecting the party.

As RedState’s Nick Arama reported, Ocasio-Cortez made comments that seemed to suggest “that Schumer and other Democrats had better be prepared to face left-wing primaries.”

She comes for them, whether they are prepared or not.

🚨They asked AOC if she still wanted to get rid of Chuck Schumer.

“Should Chuck Schumer remain as minority leader?”

Her response suggests she wants to take out MORE than Chuck Schumer.

“This problem is bigger than one person…” pic.twitter.com/VcSZPeNxza

– Townhall.com (@townhallcom) November 12, 2025

Senator Kennedy still holds out hope that socialist extremists are still just a fringe of the Democratic Party, although he may be a little naive about this, which he admits is a possibility.

“I don’t think the loonie wing of the party constitutes the majority of the Democratic Party,” he said. “Maybe I’m naive, but it’s clear the loon wing of the party is the loudest. It’s clear they’re leading them. It’s clear they have the ascendancy.”

“And it’s clear that until the most rational Democrats stand up to them, the chaos will continue.”

The chaos will Indeed continue. The AOC is the standard for his party. The so-called “rational democrats” have been reduced to a handful of people and are rapidly disappearing. And it doesn’t look like Schumer’s testicles, or those of any other member of his party, are ready for delivery anytime soon.

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