35 Dumbest Reasons People Went To The ER, According To Drs.

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“I’ve had so many patients tell me they don’t have any medical problems, but their medication list is pages long and they tell me these medications cure them of their diabetes, high blood pressure, etc., so they don’t have any. A man once shouted at me that I had to give him morphine because he had “a constitutional right not to suffer.” I hadn’t already come with the mayonnaise on the sandwich. I had a guy stabbed straight in the neck who came in saying he had been stabbed then was shocked when I told him I had to act fast or he might die and please hang up his phone with his mates “COULD I DIE?? HOW?” Brother, you were stabbed in the NECK and you are covered in blood. “

“Oh, and there are so many people using meth, fentanyl, and any number of illicit drugs, but I ask them if they’re vaccinated against COVID as part of their screening process, and they say ‘EW NO, I don’t know what’s in that vaccine, I’m not putting it in my body.'” – Breathfire