Time to waste millions painting Trump’s border wall—again
During his first mandate, President Donald Trump could not have had enough of his great magnificent border wall. This time, it was much more interested in letting masked federal agents directly attack immigrants, but you never forget your first love. It is therefore time to return to the southern border and paint it in black – again.
The interior security secretary, Kristi Noem, went to New Mexico on Wednesday to hoist a roll of painting and explain, in the frightening and overworked way that everyone in the administration speaks of Trump, that the painting of the border black is such an amazing idea that Only him Could have thought.
This is specifically at the request of the president, who understands that in hot temperatures here when something is painted in black, it becomes even warmer and it will make people even more difficult for people to climb. We will therefore paint the entire wall of the southern border to make sure that we encourage individuals not to enter our country illegally.
The only thing more pathetic than Trump boasts of his extreme genius is that his lackeys do it for him. Really, no one else has ever understood that in hot temperatures, things that are black warm up. It must be the Excellent genes Trump inherited his uncle who taught physics at the MIT, which led the orange threat to describe himself and his uncle as a “super genius”.
It is objectively hilarious that Noem felt the need to translate this as a very special thing that only the president could understand because of his big strong brain when a 5 -year -old child with a black bicycle seat understands how it works. It is even more hilarious because the Bigbrain President has apparently forgotten that he Already tried that During his first mandate.
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Better still, Trump also seems to have forgotten that it did not really work the first time. In May 2020, while you would have thought Trump had more big fish to fry, with a deadly world pandemic and everything, Trump was focused on Paint the wall to paint its favorite color, safe in her knowledge that she would completely dissuade borders. Except that smugglers continued to cut Through the border wall, may have been so monstrous as understanding that they could simply put gloves and make black paint harmless. At the beginning of 2022, the black paint was already peeling off from the wall in certain places in Arizona.
None of this is a secret. It’s not difficult to dig up Trump speak in 2019 How excited it was to paint the wall or discover that it did not work well. But since Trump forgot this, Noem must claim not only that it has never happened, but also that Trump is a singular genius to think about it for the very first time. In order to provide Trump with the uniformly favorable coverage he requires, Fox News also had to play an imagination and Pimp Painting Like a “striking new layer in Trump’s border wall strategy”.
Curiously, no one mentions how much Trump’s genius’ idea will cost. But an article by Texas Tribune 2020 said that the original painting work scheme was estimated at $ 500 million. The Washington Post reported that in 2019, it cost about $ 1 million per Mile to paint part of a new border segment in California – a discount due to the American troops doing the work.
Well, at least Ice barbie I obtained another junket cosplay funded by taxpayers suddenly – although Noem called it a little until the outfit this time.
