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Marc Andreessenthe egg head, Obsessed with Twitter co-founder of the venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz. His net worth is estimated at $1.9 billion. Interestingly, Andreessen generally voted Democratic until 2024, when he concluded that Joe Biden’s administration “outright tried to kill us” – by which he means it was trying to regulate crypto and AI. Andreessen quickly donated $2.5 million to one of Trump’s super PACs. He has since critical diversity and immigration initiatives, and fought against building multi-family housing near his isolated California mansion, although he has previously advocated for an increased supply of housing in California. The hypocrisy makes sense considering that Andreessen hates introspection and apparently never tries to think about his own thoughts.
Larry Ellisonthe billionaire of the moment. Value approximately $191.6 billion, Oracle’s co-founder was briefly the the richest man in the world in 2025. Ellison financed the merger between Skydance Media and Paramount (owned by his son David), which essentially involved Paramount discount Trump paid a $16 million bribe in July to ensure the FCC would approve the deal. Ellison participated during a 2020 conference call in which a cabal of powerful figures brainstormed ways to overturn the election results, personal connections with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and sports some of the most disgusting facial hair ever.
Marc Zuckerbergthe founder of Facebook (Sorry, Meta) and original technical brother. Net worth: $205.8 billion, even more than Ellison. Once a Silicon Valley darling, Zuck took a turn around 2024 and became, if not a full-fledged MAGA, at least more tolerant of Trumpian politics. He would have discouraged its employees of political activism, and even donated $1 million to Trump’s inauguration fund. But Zuckerberg’s real sin is helping the monitoring status via Facebook incessantSometimes unauthorized data collection. Fortunately, he also did terrible business decisions which have come back to bite his beloved Meta in recent weeks.
